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Paris Hilton vs. Shanna Moakler. Thats hott.

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler have both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each attacked the other. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris' ex shoved her down some stairs. Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery. We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs. We're told police took photos of both women at the station, though it's unclear if either showed visible signs of injury. Mintz told TMZ, "I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior." ------------------------- Who doesnt love a good old fashioned catfight? Haha.

Spitter Lavigne

From TMZ.com Cameramen beware, Avril Lavigne's a spitter! The "Complicated" singer, never known for her kindness to the paparazzi, hocked a loogie at TMZ's photographer last night in front of Hyde nightclub. Here's how it all went down: Avril was spotted getting into an SUV with husband Deryck Whibley, and the newlyweds got hot and heavy in the back seat. After getting interrupted by a couple of friends, the photogs went wild trying to get a shot of them. Lavigne then stuck her head out of the side window, and yelled "Hey f***head, come here" to our cameraman. His gift for responding to her pet name -- her saliva in his camera lens. The group then broke into laughter, with someone in the SUV calling Avril a "bad bitch" before driving off. Apparently Avril and Lindsay Lohan, who yelled "f*** off and die" to TMZ cameras the other night, have some anger issues!

"I'm not like that smart." Oh, Paris.

When Paris' friend Joe Francis, famous for producing Girls Gone Wild, had his house robbed, LA police wanted to talk to Paris about the incident. They wanted Paris to remember the conversation she had with Joe at a party shortly after he was robbed. But Paris couldn't offer any help. She said, "Like I really . . . I don't remember. I'm not like that smart." We think Paris may not be the brightest but we also think she is a little smarter than she pretends. I'm thinking she is playing dumb but she sure does it well. Page Six reports:

"I like forget stuff all the time," she said.

Koman, however, jumped to Paris' defense and encouraged her to think again.

"Don't cut yourself short," he said in the tapes.

Hilton also told cops "private tapes" were stolen from her home - and that a mysterious caller wanted money for the hot goods.

"They . . . wanted money. They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something," said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad.

"So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."

Source: popsugar.com

I swear I just saw her quoted in another magazine and she said something to the effect of "I'm not as dumb as people think."

Well... which is it?

Brit's Boy #2

From Poeple.com: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have welcomed their second son together, a source close the family has confirmed to PEOPLE. The baby boy, who was born just before 2 a.m. Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital, was delivered via a scheduled C-section. "Kevin had a smile on his face. He looked happy and upbeat," says an observer. The whole thing, says a source, was smooth â�“ just as the mom-to-be had predicted to PEOPLE back in August, saying childbirth "will be a piece of cake." Spears, 24, and Federline, 28, already have a son, Sean Preston, who was born Sept. 14 last year. For Federline, the new arrival is his fourth child. He also has a daughter Kori, 4, and son Kaleb, 2, with actress Shar Jackson. Spears first publicly confirmed this pregnancy during a May 9 visit to the Late Show with David Letterman. "Don't worry, Dave, it's not yours," she joked to the host, who responded: "Oh. Well, I think that's good news for both of us." The birth of their second child comes as Spears and Federline celebrate their second anniversary: The couple wed on Sept. 18, 2004. The pair began talking about starting a family soon after. "I can see myself as a mom. Next year at 23, I am so there," she told PEOPLE shortly after the wedding. Full article HERE

Janice Dickinson talks sh*t.

Kevin & Brit: Kevin Priceline. What a fucking asshole. What a fucking using, pond-scum leech. He obviously bangs the living hell out of her. You know, what do they call sperm that hit? . . . What do they call sperm that hit? Heâ�™s loaded? What do they call it? I forgot. Sperm that hit. Kevin Priceline is probably packinâ�™. His looks have faded as far as Iâ�™m concerned. He was never hotâ�” I never found him hot at all. But sheâ�™s a hick anyway. She needs to get hot again. Stop clomping around in those Malibu flip-flops. She looks like shit. Whatâ�™s her problem? Kate Moss: Truly one of the most superior icons that ever walked . . . that ever lived . . . that ever figured up the supermodel scale. Just because she hit a speed bump and was seen with some unhealthy people doesnâ�™t make her a bad person. Even if she was a hooker plying her trade in front of her daughter doesnâ�™t connotate that sheâ�™s a bad mom. Kate has a problem like I do, with chemical dependency. Sheâ�™s back in full-tilt boogie, and I applaud her for getting back on the horse and riding. Paris: I love Paris. Paris is playing it according to Parisâ�™s rules. And whatâ�™s wrong with that? Sheâ�™s not doing anything to hurt anybody. She just likes to be photographed. She was never a supermodel. Paris turned herself into a . . . a Hilton. She was born a Hilton and made everyone know that she was the Paris of the Hiltons. Money, who cares. She dates rich Greek men. Whatâ�™s wrong with that? And sheâ�™s smart enough to keep the jewelry. Ellen: Ellen DeGeneres is hot. She is muy caliente. It doesnâ�™t matter if sheâ�™s a guy or a girl. I donâ�™t care. Ryan Seacrest being gay: Probably. He canâ�™t read on his feet, thatâ�™s for damn sure. He has to read the Teleprompter. I hope his Lasik slips. Well, Iâ�™m not outing him. Iâ�™ve never seen him with a woman. But that doesnâ�™t mean heâ�™s a bad guyâ�” I think heâ�™sâ�” â�”probably one of the most uninteresting men on Earth. Tommy Lee: Tommy Lee is fuckinâ�™ cute. Tommy Lee and that big cock. Interviewer: I didnâ�™t think it was that big. Tommy Lee? Interviewer: Well, itâ�™s big, but itâ�™s not groundâ�”Itâ�™s not breaking records. Tommy Lee is, like, packinâ�™. Whatâ�™s wrong with you? Simon Cowell: Iâ�™d do him in a heartbeat. Oh, hell yeah. Heâ�™s rich and smart. George W: Interviewer: What about George Bush? NO! Whatâ�™s wrong with you? Bill Clinton: YEAH. Interviewer: Have you done him? [long pause] Iâ�™m not tellinâ�™. Colin Farrell: HOT. Way hot. He better hurry up and do . . . He better make a lot of movies fastâ�”like Jude Law, before his hair falls out. Jude Law: He better make some movies fast. . . . You know, heâ�™s got poor taste in women. Why would he fuck the nanny when heâ�™s got that hot Sienna? Source, and more here

Take a bow. No, really, take both.

Michelle, my bell, love you, love the dress, but those shoes have got to be a hazard.

A style icon for grade schoolers

Nice jacket, Lourdes. I guess you're born with it-- or have to aquire it fast when you have a mama like Madonna.